...e was clapping and cheering. "Anyway, I can't be here every day to round up these critters, you really ought to extend the fence or get their wings clipped."
She just smiled.
Several hours later Link had finnished doubling the fence's height (with the pile of wood sitting there) and clipping the cuucu's wings (which took quite a while because they kept summoning the flock to kill him). He wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Whew, I'm glad I don't have to do that every day."
She was a little short on cash and she knew a 20 wouldn't pay for what he did, so she offered him dinner and a place to stay for the night. Link agreed, he hadn't eaten a decent meal since Talon threw that Super Cucccu party.
Talon killed the fattened pig and made Cantonese Sweet-and-Sour Pork, wich Link thought might have been an overkill since all he did was find the 'Super' cuccus in a flock of normal ones. After drinking too much milk he asked Link to marry Malon, wich Link declined this time because he already had a girlfriend named Zelda. [She said something about that, right? The whole horse rape thing... what was it? Oh, wait... it was just somene to think about while masterbating... I'll have to think of another way to save her.] Link thought, [I guess I won't have to worry for a couple years.]
--end Flashback 1--
"This is quite tasty." Link said. She had served him Beef-with-Broccoli and a small glass of wine. Link ...