"Wait, you did Maiko's too? Does that mean - "
"I did it unintentionally Grimmjow, so no, I won't be doing yours. Especially since your files are for incidents that you are entirely responsible for. You have generated your own paperwork, now deal with it."
Grimmjow shrugged, running a hand through his hair. "Not my fault that the ladies - "
"Of course." Ulquiorra took a deep breath and fought the urge to roll his eyes. "So, has any of it actually worked?"
Grimmjow froze. "What do you mean?"
Maiko grinned at his reaction. "This'll be good. I knew I shoulda made popcorn!"
Ulquiorra cleared his throat. "I am referring to your pitiful attempts to make the object of your affections jealous. Judging from how little she enjoys your presence, I would say not."
Grimmjow was, at this point, doing a remarkable impersonation of someone backed into a corner. "Uh, no idea what ya talkin' about, sorry. Mus' have me confused with - "
Ulquiorra raised an eyebrow. "Some other former Espada who got drunk and admitted to being attracted to Captain Soi Fon? Yes, I could see how that would happen, there being so many people I am willing to go drinking with and so many arrancar running around the Seireitei."
Shaking with silent laughter, Maiko turned to Grimmjow. "He's kinda got a ...