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... computing equipment that they had just bombed. Negative Incentive Points would go to many agents on that day.
Earth was so alien to its aggressors that within a day of beginning its conquest, every computerized agent had a massively negative number of incentive points. Some of this strategy would need reevaluating... their standard strategy of run over them with your weapons simply wouldn't work here. They would need more thought. Change in Agent AI was already ongoing...
General Abercrombie was having a fairly normal day of singlehandedly oppressing small, helpless countries under the pretense that they started it, when suddenly, his computer monitor just went to black. The next instant, this occurred to every other computer in the room. I DEMAND ANSWERS!, he shouted. WHO DID THIS? THEY'RE GOING TO BE-. At that moment, the lights all turned off. I DECLARE WAR ON AUSTRALIA, CANADA, MEXICO, BRAZIL, RHODE ISLAND, THE SMURF VILLAGE, AND ANTARCTICA!
His advisor turned to him and corrected him. Antarctica isn't a country, sir.
I DECLARE WAR ON IT ANYWAY! Abercrombie retorted.
No one lives there.
THEN I'LL SETTLE IT, HAVE THEM UNDERGO A REVOLUTION, AND THEN DECLARE WAR ON IT!
Also, you can't declare war on anyo...