... Stewie, he's like
the brother I killed but no one knows I did. We finished the machine
gun & tried it on lois. We hit her straight in the head. So we
did the did the same to Louise. Hit her straight in the heart. Then
we could'nt think of what to do next.Stewies POVWe got a harpoon &
killed Chris & Max. Got some poison & killed Meg & Sam.
Got some chocolate to kill Brian & Brandy & Killed Peter &
Paul with some fruit.Stephanies POVThen we killed Quagmire,
Cleveland, Joe, Bonnie, Mayor Adam West, Greased Up Deaf Guy, The
Goldman Family, Herbert & Opie. Then we got bored. I think I'll
kill him now.Stewies POVI think I'll kill her now.
I turned around to do just that then found a gun to my head. BANG.Then I found myself in a
bright place with fire & little guys in red pyjamas sticking
pitch forks in my butt. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!THE ENDBrian: What are you doing?Stewie: Writing a story of
me meeting a girl just like me for my blog.Brian: So it was all your
imagination.Stewie: No it was a story.Brian: So what just
happened never actually happened.Stewie: Well, no.Brian: So people have read
this story for absolutely no reason.Stewie: Well I just hope
they enjoyed the ride.Brian: I don't no man, I
think you pissed a lot o...